DOGGY-DOG (Quotes Regarding Dogs)
| “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies” –Gene Hill | “If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” –James Thurber | “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dogs, it’s too dark to read.” –Groucho Marx |
| “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” — Sue Murphy | “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, and in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear” –Dave Berry | “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” –Aldous Huxley |
| “Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.” — Dorothy Hinshaw, ‘Dogs: The Wolf Within’ | “If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun our of owning one.” –Andy Rooney | “Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.” –Dr. Ian Dunbar |
| “Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorist must drive with head out window.” — David Letterman | “A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.” –Josh Sibilings (Henry Wheeler Shaw) | “Of all the things I miss from my veterinary practice, puppy breath was one of the most fond memories!” –Dr. Tom Cat |
| “The biggest dog has been a pup.” –Joaquin Miller | “The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – they will settle for a puppy every time.” –Winston Pendleton | “You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she/he is too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.” –Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune |
| “Things that usually upset a Terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.” –Smiley Blanton | “Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” –Ann Landers | “People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.” –Kate Jackson |
DOGGY DOG II (Dog Proverbs)
| “A dog has four feet, bu can’t walk four different paths” –Orgin Unknown | “One barking dog sets the street barking” –Orgin Unknown | “To live long: eat like a cat, drink like a dog” –Germain Proverb | “If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also” –Russian Prover |
| “A horse without either cat or dog is the house of scoundrel” –Portuguese Proverb | “Every dog is allowed one bit” –US Proverb | “A good dog deserves a good bone” –US Proverb | |
KITTY CAT (Cat Quotes)
| “Everything I know I learned from my cat; When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you got the vet’s, pee on your owner.” –Gary Smith | “Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.” –John Dobbin | “After scolding one’s cat one looks into it’s face and is seized by an ugly suspicion that is understood every word. And filed it for reference.” –Charlotte Gray | “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” –Missy Dizick |
| “Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.” –Paul Gray | “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as god. Cats have never forgotten this.” –Anonymous | “A meow massages the heart.” –Stuart McMillian | “If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they too, would purr.” –Martin Buxbaum |
KITTY CAT HAIKUS – Short & Sweet
(Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry that is about three phrases long. This style of poetry is different yet really fun)
| Fat cat spots a rat, wiggles and does a cat pounce. Now the rat is flat. | I hear you saying, “It’s time to feed the kitty. “My favorite words. | A clean litterbox! Maybe if I try real hard, I can do it again. | Outside in the yard, many birds are at the feeder, and ME behind glass. |
| A moth is in the air is worth a chase through the house. A prize at the end. | See a squirrel, I bump into the window. I meant to do that. | You’re tying your shoes. I’m only trying to help. Can’t you be grateful? | Someone broke a vase. I hope you don’t think I did. Must have been the dog. |
| If you clip my claws, I’ll take it out on the dog. Then you’ll be sorry. | What is that I hear? The computer is dinging. My butt’s on the what? | It keeps sticking out. My tongue won’t stay in my mouth. I need bigger lips. | Please flush the commode. I want to watch the water going down the drain. |
| How embarrassing! To be graceful and refined, then fall from my perch. | I do my business, and run through the house like mad. Get outta my way! | You keep telling me, “The phone cord is not a toy! “Then why is it fun? | |
THE BEST KITTY KATE HAIKU…EVER!
You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then —
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds —
your foot just squashed one.
You’re always typing.
Well, let’s see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What’s a ‘term paper’?
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, phooey! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!”
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for “Cup Hockey”
